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deer baubles (by beckygarratt)

If Celebrities Voiced A GPS

Matt Smith: Oh, very good, you did take that left turn just like I told you! Great job.
Tom Hiddleston: Alright, dear, now- if you can, please take that turn. Oh, you missed it? That's fine. Just make a U-Turn. Bless you.
Daniel Radcliffe: You tried, and therefore I will not criticize you!
Darren Criss: Just take that right up there- shit, I fucked that up- LEFT. LEFT. LEFT!
Benedict Cumberbatch: You're extremely peripatetic, aren't you? I hope our voluble discourse and superlative conversation has alleviated your ennui. Oh fuck, you've missed the turning.
Misha Collins: turn left. And by left I mean right.
Jensen Ackles: god, what am I doing with my life-- I SAID LEFT
Johnny Depp: ehh-err-- I think we should go left.
Jared Padalecki: Oh my god, you guys, I have this great story to tell you. Okay, so it started with me carrying all this luggage like -- oh crap, go left. Go back and then take a right so you can take the left that you should've taken.
Martin Freeman: So, at the next fucking opportunity you're going to take a fucking left. I fucking hate left turns, though, d'y'know what I fucking mean? So actually take a fucking right and just make a few more fucking right turns. Who the fuck invented fucking left turns, anyway? Amanda hates them, too. I'd rather walk, really, you know? Oh, wait, stop here, that looks like a fucking good record store.